Cholesterol Contender Gifts

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

Too much cilantro

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Good Cholesterol.

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

Good egg, bad egg.

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

The Walrus and the Spoilsport

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

Good egg, bad egg.

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'

'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'

'I've tried to be good, but facts are facts, I'm bad cholesterol.'

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

'...and an extra 200 points for naming the capital of Latvia.'

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'