Cholesterol Connoisseur Gifts

'Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Counting ribs

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Party Animals.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I love this time of day."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cake Friday!

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."