Cholesterol Contemplator Gifts

'I've tried to be good, but facts are facts, I'm bad cholesterol.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"1971... 2015..."

"And what would you like to regret later?"

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

"I love kids but my doctor says they're bad for my cholesterol."

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'

'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'

"I do want to be healthy but not so healthy that I miss out on my unhealthy eating habits."

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

'You have to get your cholesterol down - Stop sucking eggs.'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'