Cholesterol Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Counting ribs

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Cake Friday!

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."