Cholesterol Curator T-Shirts

'Ab Lawson's cholesterol farm'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Good Cholesterol.

Sawdust.

What goes up must come down, except for your cholesterol, apparently.

'What about the cholesterol?'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

Good egg, bad egg.

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

The Walrus and the Spoilsport

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'Good news! Your cholesterol is the very, very bad kind!'

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

'You look exactly like your website.'

'The correct term for our special is the quadruple cheeseburger...and should never again be referred to as...the heart bypass special.'

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'