Cholesterol Jester T-Shirts

Good Cholesterol.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

"Med Brittle"

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!'

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....

'The food is disgusting.' 'And such small portions.'

"Tomorrow night let's switch back to gin."

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service

'The bad cholesterol molecules are the ones with scars and eye patches.'

'It's complicated, Mister Datton - It seems your good cholesterol is actually born-again bad cholesterol.'

"This is a real good deal. If you take the Gigaburger Family Four, you get free liposuction vouchers."

'Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish.'