Cholesterol Charmer T-Shirts

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

You're the olive in my martini

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Jerk Gene

Good Cholesterol.

'What about the cholesterol?'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

The Perfect Garden.

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Houdini re-incarnated.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Chicken singing romantic songs

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

"According to your lab results, eating ANYTHING is a guilty pleasure."

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'