Cholesterol Charmer Mugs

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

You're the olive in my martini

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Jerk Gene

Good Cholesterol.

'What about the cholesterol?'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

The Perfect Garden.

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

Houdini re-incarnated.

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Chicken singing romantic songs

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

"I'd like to talk about the existence of deviled eggs among the lay-ity."

"According to your lab results, eating ANYTHING is a guilty pleasure."

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'