Cholesterol Crusader Mugs

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Fighting the Zika Virus

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'What about the cholesterol?'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

Opioid Epidemic

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

Ebola reaches USA.

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'