Cholesterol Crusader Prints

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Back to work...

You've Had Enough!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Fighting the Zika Virus

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'What about the cholesterol?'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

Opioid Epidemic

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Ebola reaches USA.

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

Good egg, bad egg.