Cholesterol Conqueror Prints

First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service

'It's complicated, Mister Datton - It seems your good cholesterol is actually born-again bad cholesterol.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

The trim reaper

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'What about the cholesterol?'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."