Caffeine Conqueror Prints

Corporate Coffee Co.

"I came, I saw, I caffeinated."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Back to work...

You've Had Enough!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

The trim reaper

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Am Awful Crammer.

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Crop duster wanted.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

A woman's work is never done!

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'