Caffeine Challenger Prints

"Life is complicated. Ordering coffee should be, too."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Tension filled the tent.

Back to work...

You've Had Enough!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

AI

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'