Caffeine Challenger Mugs

"Life is complicated. Ordering coffee should be, too."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Tension filled the tent.

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

AI

"It'll never be ready in time."

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'