Chocolate Charmer Mugs

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

The Perfect Garden.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

Chicken singing romantic songs

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

When I see you I turn to jelly!

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"