Cholesterol Chaser Mugs

'What about the cholesterol?'

'Oh my, are you the good cholesterol, or the bad kind?'

'Spending less time with your HD TV will result in your having less HD cholesterol.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Early Exercise Machines

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Running Latte

Sawdust.

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Hot dog.

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

'Good news! Your cholesterol is the very, very bad kind!'

The Walrus and the Spoilsport

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Metaphor for Life Gym. Which will it be? Running in place or spinning your wheels?