Cholesterol Chaser Gifts

'What about the cholesterol?'

'Oh my, are you the good cholesterol, or the bad kind?'

'Spending less time with your HD TV will result in your having less HD cholesterol.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Running Latte

Early Exercise Machines

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Sawdust.

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.'

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

The Walrus and the Spoilsport

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

"I'm back for my booster."

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

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"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.