Cholesterol Crushers Gifts

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'What about the cholesterol?'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'Well, we made it.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Cough cough"

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

'The correct term for our special is the quadruple cheeseburger...and should never again be referred to as...the heart bypass special.'

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'