Cholesterol Crushers T-Shirts

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'What about the cholesterol?'

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'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.

'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'Well, we made it.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Cough cough"

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

'The correct term for our special is the quadruple cheeseburger...and should never again be referred to as...the heart bypass special.'

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

I'm using fossil fuel.

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'

Anders Iniesta

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.