Heart Chaser Gifts

Virtual Romance

Cimafunk

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'And right here they merged...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Oh, I can't complain"

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Dragon Graph

Letter writing lady.

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Early Exercise Machines

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."