Cholesterol Jester Pillows

Good Cholesterol.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

What goes up must come down, except for your cholesterol, apparently.

Good egg, bad egg.

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

"Med Brittle"

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

'Good news! Your cholesterol is the very, very bad kind!'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!'

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....

'The food is disgusting.' 'And such small portions.'

Good egg, bad egg.

"Tomorrow night let's switch back to gin."

News. We're supposed to eat from the food circle. It's replacing the food pyramid. It's a lot more fun to eat from the food cone!

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

'The bad cholesterol molecules are the ones with scars and eye patches.'

First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service

'It's complicated, Mister Datton - It seems your good cholesterol is actually born-again bad cholesterol.'

"This is a real good deal. If you take the Gigaburger Family Four, you get free liposuction vouchers."