Hormone Jester Pillows

Ovary Action...

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Good Cholesterol.

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

Excommunicate Me.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

"Med Brittle"

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"