Zero Gravity Jester Pillows

"This party has no atmosphere."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Ski kicker.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Never poke fun.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."