Zero Gravity Jester Pillows

"This party has no atmosphere."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Women in a cross country race

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Ski kicker.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."