Medication Jester Pillows

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

"Med Brittle"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Open your mouth and say 'Ah' -- I'm going to try some anti-virus software.'

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'Um ... no - I said we'll need a stool sample.'

Nil By Ear

'Dont' operate any rocks or sticks while you're using this medication.'

"We're trying to save your husband."

"Work's been really hard."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

Mr. Science Times

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

'I wouldn't wait too long, for a limited time banks are offering low interest loans on coronary bypass surgery.'