Medication Jester Pillows

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

"Med Brittle"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

'Open your mouth and say 'Ah' -- I'm going to try some anti-virus software.'

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Work's been really hard."

'Dont' operate any rocks or sticks while you're using this medication.'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"We're trying to save your husband."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Nil By Ear

'Um ... no - I said we'll need a stool sample.'

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

'That's how much time your HMO allots for bypass surgery.'

Mr. Science Times

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'