Hormone Jester Gifts

Ovary Action...

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Good Cholesterol.

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Excommunicate Me.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Med Brittle"

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"Work's been really hard."

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"