Hormone Juggler Gifts

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Work/Life Balance

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Stop and Birch

Wealth Juggler.

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Information Tightrope.

'The numbers aren't working.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

The boss and her baby

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

Children.

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

A Man mixing up his sports.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."