Caffeine Jester Pillows

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'These are job perks.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'He's all eyes!'

Good Cholesterol.

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Stress

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Middle Age Spread.

"Just how rare is this steak..."

"The 'Ex' huh?"

For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

Another wedding

I was found guilty, eight of the jury were my ex-wives.

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

He who laughs, lasts.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

"Wow nice jump!"

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'