Brewed Beverage Jester Pillows

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Drunk Barber

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Noah's Nark.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Med Brittle"

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"Work's been really hard."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

King and clown engage in role reversal.

Another wedding