Brewed Beverage Jester Gifts

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Drunk Barber

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Noah's Nark.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Med Brittle"

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'Is he taking the piss?'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

Another wedding

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."