Coffee And Caffeine Joker Pillows

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'You've had enough!'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Stress

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Working from Home: In/Still In

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'Yes, I'd like the chef pan-fried, marinated in his disgusting sauce and charcoal grilled.'

"The 'Ex' huh?"

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'I'll be talking nonsense when you come to take our order. But, if you pretend I'm speaking French there'll be a big tip in it for you.'

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."