Caffeine Juggler Pillows

Rudy, the sleeping pills you're taking are causing a serious problem. I'm fine. You're half asleep! You can't keep coming to work like this. I'm totally lucid. You served one customer an all-bread sandwich. So? Two pieces of bread with a third slice in the middle! Was the bread not toasted?

Work/Life Balance

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Balancing two espresso martinis

The coffee's not working.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Working from Home: In/Still In

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

Children.

Tom Mullica.

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

Funky Chef 1

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"After working through my vacation, my sick days, and my commute, I'm going into work for some well-deserved down time."

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

The Secret Formula in Coffee

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

Yes, I can multi-task.

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

What can I get you? Something light but filling. Flavorful but not too spicy. Healthy but not boring. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Something right in the middle. Neither here nor there. It must walk the line of non-offensive yet opinionated. I wonder if Arby's is taking applications. If I eat a sandwich in the woods and no one is around, do I make a sound?

"When he needs to, Ed can really multitask!"

Extreme Coworking Space

'... The coffee would taste like mud sir, it's fresh ground!'

'It's a popular new flavor - It tastes like you're asleep!'

"I'm off early, hoping to spend a quiet evening with the kids."