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Work/Life Balance

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Balancing two espresso martinis

The coffee's not working.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Working from Home: In/Still In

Children.

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

Funky Chef 1

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

The Secret Formula in Coffee

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

"When he needs to, Ed can really multitask!"

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

Extreme Coworking Space

'It's a popular new flavor - It tastes like you're asleep!'

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Career.

When Harvey's two bosses meet head to head! 'MARRIAGE!' 'CAREER!' 'Oh, oh!'