Cigarette Juggler T-Shirts

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Bed Spread"

Football

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

A woman watches football on her computer.

Working from Home: In/Still In

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

Have Horns Venn

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

How's the writer's block?

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

"When he needs to, Ed can really multitask!"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

Extreme Coworking Space

'Attack!'

'We don't like to use the word scapegoat.. we prefer to say you're going to be a Blame Engineer.'

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

"I can't hear you but the banana can."

Chiropractor

The Battle Between Television and Books

'It was George's first time on top of the bill.'

"Okay, feet, let's show hands you're just as good as they are."