Juice Juggler T-Shirts

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Stop and Birch

The Working Mum

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Working from Home: In/Still In

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Funky Chef 1

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

'I like my plea bargain better. I plead guilty and you dismiss the charges.'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

"Sometimes, the fight for little sister equality must take interesting turns."

Lawyer, Attorney, Counselor, Barrister, Solicitor

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"When he needs to, Ed can really multitask!"

Extreme Coworking Space

'I know your client wants a jury trial, but we can't come up with a jury. People are too busy.'

'We don't like to use the word scapegoat.. we prefer to say you're going to be a Blame Engineer.'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'