Cigarette Juggler Mugs

Tom Mullica.

Football

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Bed Spread"

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Have Horns Venn

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

Working from Home: In/Still In

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

"The Chairman will be on shortly, I'm just the warm-up guy."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

How's the writer's block?

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"When he needs to, Ed can really multitask!"

Extreme Coworking Space

'Attack!'

'We don't like to use the word scapegoat.. we prefer to say you're going to be a Blame Engineer.'

"I can't hear you but the banana can."

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

Chiropractor

'It was George's first time on top of the bill.'

'Can't talk now! I'll call you back.'