Title Juggler Mugs

Vice President in Charge of Block

'We don't like to use the word scapegoat.. we prefer to say you're going to be a Blame Engineer.'

"The meeting will come to order."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

"I wonder what Scrappy named me..." "I wonder what Porky McHorse-Cow is thinking..."

Education Guidance

"Honey! We're home!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

The Emeril Isle

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

Mystery and suspense at the library.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

It's the best I can offer you at the moment. Assistant Acting Deputy to the Manager.

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

Tall tales and Short stories

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

'What? Paint roses - with my back?'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'