Title Juggler Pillows

Vice President in Charge of Block

'We don't like to use the word scapegoat.. we prefer to say you're going to be a Blame Engineer.'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Children's Parties

"The meeting will come to order."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"I wonder what Scrappy named me..." "I wonder what Porky McHorse-Cow is thinking..."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Education Guidance

"Honey! We're home!"

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

The Emeril Isle

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

Inbox and Outbox

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

Tom Mullica.

Mystery and suspense at the library.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

It's the best I can offer you at the moment. Assistant Acting Deputy to the Manager.

Tall tales and Short stories

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

'What? Paint roses - with my back?'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.