Prescription Juggler T-Shirts

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

Work/Life Balance

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Stop and Birch

Juggler and Illusionist

The coffee's not working.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

I Heart Juggling

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Education Guidance

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

Children.

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."