Prescription Juggler T-Shirts

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

Work/Life Balance

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Stop and Birch

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The coffee's not working.

Juggler and Illusionist

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Circus

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

One-man band rehearsal.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Education Guidance

I Heart Juggling

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

W.C. Fields

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Children.

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

Armless chainsaw juggler.