Injury Juggler T-Shirts

'As far as dancing goes, the doctor says you need to stay off my feet for 6-8 weeks.'

Stop and Birch

Education Guidance

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

Working from home.

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'I like my plea bargain better. I plead guilty and you dismiss the charges.'

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

ESSENTIALS for those who are OVER 50 AND OUT OF WORK

Lawyer, Attorney, Counselor, Barrister, Solicitor

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

'Attack!'

'I know your client wants a jury trial, but we can't come up with a jury. People are too busy.'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

Chiropractor

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

The Battle Between Television and Books

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

'Do you swear to tell the truth even though you'd be crazy not to lie?'

Full-time Job