Injury Juggler Prints

'As far as dancing goes, the doctor says you need to stay off my feet for 6-8 weeks.'

Stop and Birch

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Education Guidance

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

Working from home.

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'I like my plea bargain better. I plead guilty and you dismiss the charges.'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Swiss army justice.

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

Lawyer, Attorney, Counselor, Barrister, Solicitor

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

ESSENTIALS for those who are OVER 50 AND OUT OF WORK

'Attack!'

'I know your client wants a jury trial, but we can't come up with a jury. People are too busy.'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

Chiropractor

The Battle Between Television and Books

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

Judge not, lest ye be judged.

Full-time Job