Prescription Jugglers Prints

'Take one after each meal.'

Work/Life Balance

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Stop and Birch

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Education Guidance

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Children.

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'I like my plea bargain better. I plead guilty and you dismiss the charges.'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.

Lawyer, Attorney, Counselor, Barrister, Solicitor

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)