Prescription Jugglers Pillows

'Take one after each meal.'

Children's Parties

Work/Life Balance

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Stop and Birch

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

One-man band rehearsal.

Education Guidance

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Children.

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

'I like my plea bargain better. I plead guilty and you dismiss the charges.'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

Swiss army justice.

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"After working through my vacation, my sick days, and my commute, I'm going into work for some well-deserved down time."

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

Lawyer, Attorney, Counselor, Barrister, Solicitor

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."