Medicine Juggler Pillows

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Work/Life Balance

Interdisciplinary studies.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Balancing work and family

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'