Medication Juggler Pillows

'Mr Fillchock, it's time for your 8pm pills. Please choose the pills that match these shapes, sizes and colours...'

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.

"He told me to take 3 pills twice a day or 7 pills every other day or 23 pills once a week. I think it's a placebo."

'Sorry, too busy to get you a drink just now, here are your tablets, don't forget to take them with water.'

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"If you're worried about taking so many tablets I could prescribe you some valium..."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Wealth Juggler.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

Senior PGA Moment.

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

(an employee is in grasp of a giant octopi.The employee's boss is yelling at him through a bull-horn) 'Mr. Smith! According to H.R., you can no longer be employed here! Alright H.R., you can set Mr. Smith down now!'

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'The numbers aren't working.'

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Why do you want a career in the bank?