Cholesterol Commentator Pillows

'Your cholesterol is high.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Good Cholesterol.

Take a pill so you won't be one.

Renaissance Zone

VACCINATION REFUSAL

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

The Visitor

Obesity in America.

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

"The little thin girl inside you that wants to get out now weighs 200 pounds!"

'I had a stroke.'

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'

See the Amazing Slim Lady...

". . . And this, this is your elbow you got it now?"

'Go to the butcher and have him send the large goose which has enough cholesterol to do them all in,to the Cratchits.'

'Do you ever feel we're having too many inoculations forced on us?'

Why we always fail.

'I've tried to be good, but facts are facts, I'm bad cholesterol.'

Get Back In Your House!

'No. I don't know how many calories it has.'

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize. Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

'Have you been here long?'