Cholesterol Commentator Gifts

Good egg, bad egg.

'Your cholesterol is high.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Good Cholesterol.

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Take a pill so you won't be one.

What goes up must come down, except for your cholesterol, apparently.

Renaissance Zone

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

Good egg, bad egg.

VACCINATION REFUSAL

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

The Visitor

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

Obesity in America.

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

"The little thin girl inside you that wants to get out now weighs 200 pounds!"

'I had a stroke.'

See the Amazing Slim Lady...

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

"No, he hasn't lost weight. It's the size he expects to be in next year."

'Go to the butcher and have him send the large goose which has enough cholesterol to do them all in,to the Cratchits.'

". . . And this, this is your elbow you got it now?"

'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'

'Do you ever feel we're having too many inoculations forced on us?'

Why we always fail.

'I've tried to be good, but facts are facts, I'm bad cholesterol.'

Get Back In Your House!