Diet Commentator Gifts

Looking for a gift for your diet commentator friend or favorite foodie enthusiast? Explore our thoughtfully designed products that capture their love for all things diet, nutrition, and healthy eating. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, find the perfect way to show appreciation for their dietary insights and lively personality. Our range combines humor, personality, and a dash of healthy inspiration, making every gift a delightful conversation starter.

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'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'

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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked." mockup

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

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"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve." mockup

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow" mockup

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

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'The customer is always right...' mockup

'The customer is always right...'

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...' mockup

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

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Sawdust.

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"Well, then - two apples a day."

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!' mockup

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

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"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!" mockup

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity." mockup

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

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'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.' mockup

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

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"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!" mockup

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

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"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?" mockup

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

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'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.' mockup

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

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'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.' mockup

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

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Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' - mockup

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

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'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.' mockup

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

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Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids mockup

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

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'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

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'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.' mockup

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

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'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.' mockup

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

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Diet Commentator Gifts Collection

Diet Commentator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture your diet commentator’s personality with witty, health-inspired designs.

Diet Commentator Pillows

Find the ideal pillow to add a touch of humor and comfort to their living space, reflecting their diet-loving personality.

Diet Commentator Prints

Browse our stylish prints that combine wit and motivation, great for decorating any health-conscious diet lover’s space.

Diet Commentator T-Shirts

Check out our range of t-shirts that showcase humor and passion for nutrition, perfect for any diet enthusiast.