"You'll never get into shape if you keep nibbling between frenzies."
Diet Humorists Gifts
Looking for a humorous gift for a diet enthusiast with a great sense of humor? Our collection celebrates the funny side of dieting, from laugh-out-loud t-shirts to amusing mugs. It's ideal for those who appreciate witty takes on calorie counting, meal planning, or getting back on track. Surprise your friend or loved one with a gift that combines humor and personality, and makes every dieting day a little lighter.
Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.
'I demand a second opinion!'
'I used to be able to carry up to fifty times my body weight, but now, for some reason, it's down to ten times...'
"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."
When Clowns Go Low-Carb...
Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.
"What!! I get hungry standing around all day."
"Two vegans, please."
'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'
'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'
'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'
The Official Covid-19 Diet
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
'The customer is always right...'
'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'
Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."
You are what you eat (Nuts).
"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"
'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'
Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.
Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.
'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'
"Well, then - two apples a day."
"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."
Weight Gain Denial
I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.
Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!
"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."
'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'
Before and After Holiday Diet
"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."
'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'
'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'
"Is it working?"
Diet Humorists Gifts Collection
Diet Humorists Mugs
Discover more hilarious and food-loving mugs for diet humorists that will make every morning brighter and funnier.
Diet Humorists Pillows
Find funny pillows that bring humor and comfort into any diet enthusiast’s living space, making every lounge moment a cheerful one.
Diet Humorists Prints
Browse our humorous art prints to brighten up the home of diet humorists with witty and food-inspired artwork.
Diet Humorists T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty diet-themed t-shirts—ideal for those who love to make light of their food and fitness adventures.