Diet Humorists T-Shirts

Give the gift of humor with our witty diet-themed t-shirts. Designed for those who love to laugh at their food journeys, these shirts are as funny as they are relatable for diet humorists.

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"You'll never get into shape if you keep nibbling between frenzies."

"You'll never get into shape if you keep nibbling between frenzies."

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

'I demand a second opinion!'

'I demand a second opinion!'

'I used to be able to carry up to fifty times my body weight, but now, for some reason, it's down to ten times...'

'I used to be able to carry up to fifty times my body weight, but now, for some reason, it's down to ten times...'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

When Clowns Go Low-Carb...

When Clowns Go Low-Carb...

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

"What!! I get hungry standing around all day."

"What!! I get hungry standing around all day."

"Two vegans, please."

"Two vegans, please."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

The Official Covid-19 Diet

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'The customer is always right...'

'The customer is always right...'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Weight Gain Denial

Weight Gain Denial

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

Before and After Holiday Diet

Before and After Holiday Diet

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

"Is it working?"

"Is it working?"

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Diet Humorists Mugs

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Diet Humorists Prints

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