Diet Culture Humorist Gifts

Explore our collection of products featuring diet culture humorists, perfect for those who love satire and clever commentary on dieting and wellness trends. From funny mugs to witty t-shirts and playful prints, these gifts add humor to any health-conscious person's life. Ideal for friends or loved ones who appreciate sharp wit and lighthearted takes on the diet world, our items celebrate the humor in humorous dieting struggles and the irony of wellness fads.

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'All the carbs they're not eating...let's hope they give 'em to us.'

'All the carbs they're not eating...let's hope they give 'em to us.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'The customer is always right...'

'The customer is always right...'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"Well, then - two apples a day."

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Weight Gain Denial

Weight Gain Denial

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

Before and After Holiday Diet

Before and After Holiday Diet

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"Is it working?"

"Is it working?"

'It's a middle-age spread spread.'

'It's a middle-age spread spread.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

The real reason salad aids weight loss

The real reason salad aids weight loss

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Diet Culture Humorist Gifts Collection

Diet Culture Humorist Mugs

Browse our collection of diet humor mugs for those who love their coffee with a side of satire.

Diet Culture Humorist Pillows

Find pillows with clever diet satire that add personality and laughs to any room.

Diet Culture Humorist Prints

Decorate your space with prints that humorously critique diet culture—ideal for witty decor lovers.

Diet Culture Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts that poke fun at diet culture and wellness trends, perfect for humorists who love to wear their humor.